Gas now costs an arm and a leg, literally.

Filling up the car this morning I just happened to notice that gas prices have increased. I guess they're now accepting body parts?

-J. Eliot

How to get the Ladies

You just need a little practice and some natural ability.



Everyone woman loves a musician.

Do you prefer women with straight or curly hair?

Here's an interesting article about men's reactions to the same woman with curly hair and straight hair.

Here's a snip:

• The straight profile was viewed 1,606 times for the month, while the curly one received 1,063 views during the month it was posted.
• The flat-ironed look drew 181 e-mails, compared with 60 for the curly profile.
• On the flirtatious side, the stick-straight profile received 120 winks, while curly locks caught winks from 60 men.
• In about 10 percent of the dates, hair made a difference, while confidence was the driving factor in the remainder of the connections.

What do you think? Which do you prefer?



-J. Eliot

is in the majority

A Scientific Explanation for Douchebags

Well, a scientific explanation according to cracked.com for douchebags.

Note to self, don't be a douchebag.

-J. Eliot

...funny stuff.

Here to There

Off Topic - How long does it take to get from Here to There?

-J. Eliot

If you said 7 hours and 51 minutes, you're correct.